Wild Thought Wrong Decisions : The Hive
EPISODE 3
In beautiful season like spring, you should expect nothing less than a friendly weather where every appears new (Ade thinking out loud as victor was busy creating scene to amuse the crew)
Victor was rather restless, dancing and singing aloud some Ela Mai's lyrics, even though his voice sounds terrible but dancing steps were rather amusing as we laughed out loud...
(Victor was obviously the tallest with height of about 6.3 inches, Oh boy the guy tall oo, you want to remove clothes from a high line, call Victor assured mission accomplished, you need him to finish a gigantic bowl of meal with three or more sachet of water, mission accomplished with utmost alacrity).
While Victor was busy entertaining the crew, a viscous substance dropped on his forehead, he froze, looked up and then gazed at us with his eyes strained like it was gonna pop out of its socket. Seun laughed and said "nice one, a bird just pooed on your head" then Victor squeezed his face reluctantly raising his finger to touch the substance on his face.
Then Seun began to laugh again this time more intensely which invoke laughter in others too, Victor touched the substance and exclaimed "WTF!!! Is this" he moved his hand slowly and closer to his nose, again for the second time, again and again, then into his mouth... "Eww!!!, Ops!!!" everyone exclaimed.
Before Victor could say a word we dismissed as though a grenade dropped, uttering all manner of words to show our disgust towards what he just did, then he shouted "Honey". At this point, we froze, it was as though our ears were messing with us "That thing up there doesn't look like a bee hive" Ade grinned, moved forward to confirm Victor's testimony was true.
Ade was first to reach out for Victor's head, pressed his index finger and into my mouth, a taste of a viscous, sweet savour filled his mouth, he couldn't help but touch his head twice before any other person had a taste of honey on from victor's head.
"Stop" Victor snapped as he pushed us off to get a stick laying at the root of the tree then reached for the hive "Stop, No!!!" Khadijat, Tems and Sayo yelled but it was too late as Victor already burst the hive open, honey started dripping.
We all got hold of containers to save the honey from dripping off, "I pity all of you" Wale the one who had learnt lessons at great length from the sea creature" said keeping his distance but we all ignored.
Suddenly a swarm of angry bees trooped out of the hive with speed "Oh oh, I said it, this is going to end in tears" Wale said with much satisfaction as he took cover before all hell broke loose, then the swarm descended on us.
I manage to escape with two stings, one on my arm and the other on my left cheek before my adrenaline kicked to action as I paved way in the woods and blended well with thin air so much that I couldn't feel my feet running, I was just skipping and jumping debacles.
I had gone miles before I realized the bees were off my back and now I could hear others wailing far behind me. I felt no much pain lucky for me because the bees didn't catch up with me but I knew who would suffered the consequences the most.
I walked brickly with the little strength I have left... "How did I manage to get through these thick walls of intertwined trees and escape the bees?... Na God ooo" I whispered to myself with a smile ruined by sharp pain on my left cheek.
Finally I got to our spot silent as grave, I was not surprised to see Victor and Seun laying next to each other groaning as they were the commander-in-chief of that mission woefully failed.
It will be unfair to describe how terrible they look, too bad for them, they were on skin cut as I couldn't help but exclaim "What is this?"... Their heads has rather taken turn, shapeless, now swollen as yeasted flour, doubled in size, terribly looking like Amala badly prepared, I have never seen human heads like this before, I wondered as i tried not to burst, haven laughter filled my wind pipes already.
It will be unfair to describe how terrible they look, too bad for them, they were on skin cut as I couldn't help but exclaim "What is this?"... Their heads has rather taken turn, shapeless, now swollen as yeasted flour, doubled in size, terribly looking like Amala badly prepared, I have never seen human heads like this before, I wondered as i tried not to burst, haven laughter filled my wind pipes already.
The environment was yet again peaceful as both guys were getting relieved of the pain from the stings haven used antibiotics... Now I could perceive Angels of the lord descending to console us, I could feel this deep in my bones as the rush of breeze fills the quiet atmosphere.
Note: This is a fictional story with reflexion on each character's behavior but not totally accurate, characters in this fiction are Real...
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